Thursday, October 18, 2012

i just did a dumb thing, almost set the house on fire

(copied from facebook) and please dont miss the earlier blog post i made last night, always hesitate to type 2 blog posts too close together, worry people will miss one.

i am the dumbest person in the world, i almost burned my apt down that im about to move out of tomorrow with me in it. u see ive NEVER ever cooked soup in a microwave, only pizza, frozen meals, heated up can goods in a dish, potatoes, potpies, burritos, etc. and im not using to eating roman noodle type meals. always preferred the normal macaroni instead. so i had to put on my glasses to see the small print and hold it up to the light, and i seen where i had to mix in the ingredients, and OVERLOOKED adding the WATER--the most impt part. put it in for 3 minutes, then opened the door and all kind of smoke and steam poured out, had to open the front door to breathe, letting out all the smoke, and im lucky it didnt catch fire, smelled awful and was very black. would anyone else do something so dumb? ive never ate roman noodles instead of regular noodles which is unusual for someone poor as me who buys all his food at the 99c stores and food4less because it costs too much at walmart. any comments not mean spirited are welcome

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come to think of it, my allegiant airlines unused voucher, instead of using it tomorrow or next week to fly out of vegas, i think i can give it away, so if anyone wants to fly on allegiant anywhere and will pay me cash, i can use the voucher for THEIR ticket up to $144

Rex Charger Just glad you're alright. Its funny, ramen noodles are technically "ramen noodle soup", but it always seems like 'soup' is in a really small font

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Sherry Bigcharles son, u are not the dumbest person in the world. You may have autism, but always remember how brilliant u were in other areas. At age 6 u were putting 1,000 piece puzzles together. At age 2 you began to read, at age 4 u were able to quote all 66 books of the Bible in order. At age 5 u could do 4th grade spelling. So don't ever say you are dumb. we all make mistakes. If you will remember I had a microwave fire last Jan. due to my eyesight thinking a 3 was an 8.


  1. This is priceless. It is moments like this that keep your readers coming back.

    p.s. this format sucks, go back to the forum. At the very least, kill one of these, it is ridiculous to continue posting on both.

  2. Why are you trying to leave Vegas? Are you really going to try and repeat all of your past mistakes? Unbelievable.

  3. Holy crap Tony, you have to be careful. You know, you can heat up JUST the water in the microwave and then pour it in the cup up to the line and just let it sit for 3 min. that's the safest way to do it.

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