Friday, July 15, 2016

dishonest promotion bitcoin bonus offered on bovada

Well tonight i felt tired. So i quit the casino up only $35. i didnt mind too much because the earlier session id won just over $200, which recovered the money i was still out from the night before. of course now its time to start making something for the week. for over 1400 hours of play, am still above $16 per hour.

It was a good game earlier (on another table). this one young asian girl, who seemed to know one of the early morning former dealers who comes in most days for the 7-8am promotion as a player, id swear its his wife or gf though he said its his sister. she straddled every hand $20-40 and later for $10 each time. then while out over $1000, she got pissed when an old man whose a regular, bit of an ass, rich guy of course, never liked me, refused to chop with her (he wont with no one). so she left. its still a good game now, big group of mexican guys all friends in it, but i was then on the other table.

i really should be checked out to make sure i dont have a UTI, but if so, its not too dangerous it seems. but i wont have money now for medical or dental care for at least 10-15 yrs, (the length of time it takes to run $9000 roll back up to over $20,000 if u are very cautious with ur buyins). it would speed it up tremendously without the $300 weekly charge over my head. i should be happy with winning $700 a week or so on average in the $1-2, but id truthfully rather earn next to nothing and have next to nothing in rental costs either. so much less stress that way. no worries about maybe losing and wondering how ill pay. this feels stupid, since it would grow the money faster to earn the $700 and just pay the $300 out of it.

if u have Bovada downloaded on ur laptop, go to where it says "bonuses" just under the word "cashier" and click on "bonus dashboard". it will show as an available deposit bonus one for up to $100 with 20% bonus for depositing with bitcoin, to be used in either the pokerroom, sportsbook, or casino, or a mixture of all. now it claims the poker rollover is 10x points. and 25x rollover in the casino. if u bet horses its only 5x rollover.

so with my deposit of $98.50 (what my $100 in bitcoin was worth differential between coinbase and them) i got a bonus of $19.70 but the 10x points which i thought would be 190-200 points ended up being over 1100 points, which would take forever to earn if u only play poker 1 table at a time. how they ended up with this figure, when promising 10x points i dunno. vook? wec? grump?

guess the best game in the casino is $1 BJ. the $1 paigow to get lots of pushes was charging the same 25c commission on $1 as it did on $5, which rips u off too.

the really bad thing is ur entire deposit is locked up forever til u earn the entire bonus, no matter what u cannot cash out til u earn the entire 1100+ points. which is really a nuisance, this bonus isnt worth it and would take forever if u dont play much too high for a measly $100 deposit. that being said, its now at $200 since u do get to at least bet with it. even the $20 sng gives u only 3 points.

one thing which makes it hard to move out of my motel on wednesdays is the peppermill wont store luggage, meaning if i move out of where i live, i cant just go play poker since its hotel guests only. so u pretty much need to catch the plane train or bus immediately, instead of 8-24 hours from then.

43 comments:

  1. If only there was a form of healthcare available to you that my income taxes fund that you could sign up for and help with some of your potential medical costs.

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    1. Are you suggesting that the ER bills that our Hero has walked out on end up being paid for by taxpayers? I thought they consolidated all of our Hero's abandoned hospital bills into one file that once he is finally rich they will track him down and collect what each and every one of them is owed?

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    2. No. Was suggesting Tony likely qualifies for Obamacare. Though I don't know if democrats wrote in "sockroll" benchmarks that would limit his deductible to a level hero would find acceptable. I just find it funny that Tony resists government assistance due to being too proud, certain bible passages, etc. but has no problem taking assistance if one were to give him money for a problem. Government (I'm sure entirely due to reading this blog and wishing to cut out middleman for hero) creates "universal" healthcare for those like Tony funded from my taxes (though not as much as DC fatcats like PPP u see) but hero does not investigate signing up.

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    3. obamas health insurance is useless. it means u pay high monthly premiums (which u cant use for free care, but only for catastropic care about ur $1500 or so deductible kicks in). does NOTHING to get u free care. (that is only medicare and medicaid). i cant sign up without keeping my bank acct close to $0 which would put my physical safety in extreme danger.

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    4. God wants people to pay others medical bills directly if we are rich enough to afford it. remember the guy he told to sell what he had and give it to the poor. remember he said its easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven. he dont want us to depend on the govt. its socialism. but to pay others health bills directly of the ones closest to them. only my mom ever offered to do this for me, but she isnt rich enough to afford to. she couldve only did a few hundred worth. the care i need will cost tens of thousands.

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    5. according to the Bible, God expects so much more from those with money than those without. it even says to whom much is given, much shall be required. i dont know if i will ever be one of those rich. i couldve been if i had made wiser decisions in how to invest my money on the machines and tables, but learning things took time. im better at it now than in my mid 20s and 30s and less broke too.

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    6. howd lesters comment about the RV get deleted? but truthfully, that didnt look like one to me. just a regular van, didnt see no kitchen in it. plus it was expensive

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    7. Do you really think that God wants the poor to be helped by random rich guy they happen to run into? How likely do you think that is going to happen to all the people that needs help, it is not likely they hang out in the same places or live in the same neighborhood. May be what God wants is for the rich to give back and help the poor by paying their fair share of taxes which the government can distribute to the poor in a systematic way, and also to charities that does good work in helping.

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  2. So, all you have to do is stay healthy until you're 65. Good luck.

    Also, glad to see that you've finally. Finally. FINALLY. learned to abide by proper bankroll management and will not longer be blowing your sweet, sweet "roll" on -EV games. What was it that finally led you to this decision? Anyway, it's not really important. I simply look forward to following your progress grinding $8,000 to $20,000 at $16 an hour over the next decade on this fine blog.

    Good health, sir.

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    1. My prediction is that Tony will settle down in Reno. The blog will change over to posts detailing "I lost $320 today but its only variance, I was tired so I went to bed, the people hear are so nice". The blog will cycle down from poker and focus on tv series Tony has never seen but found on the internet for free. He will do an episode by episode review of Twin Peaks and the Wire.

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    2. I would gladly send our Hero a DVD of Showtime's new series called "Billions" if he would do a post summarizing his thoughts on each episode.

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    3. Agree. Tony needs more TV in his life. If Tony subscribes to Netflix streaming and writes reviews of House of Cards (with his unique brand of political commentary) I'll gladly reimburse the $11.99 monthly fee.

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    4. i have no interests in TV, but i do spend a few hours a day listening to sermons, speeches, documentaries, and music and talk shows via youtube daily.

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  3. The bonus clearing requirements àre calculated as 10 x (deposit + bonus). As far as I know, this is the way they do it for the last couple of years since I joined.

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  4. I am surprised you are not all over this bonus with your hunt for VBJ AP.

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    1. the consensus on my twitter feed if u looked is the bonuses arent worth it. vook and others claim none are worthwhile.

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    2. I don't see any consensus in your twitter.

      This bonus is +EV with VBJ, how can you not see that? Besides, consensus never stopped you from playing BJ before, why should it stop you now.

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    3. I inquired, not expected.If hey had said "no", I would have gone somewhere else.

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  5. Non-use of urinals, possible UTI, erection issues ... sounds like the perfect time for a penectomy.

    You expect a hotel to store luggage for people who don't stay there?

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    1. lightning, ur friends wec and ac expect them to. why wouldnt i. i would think a customer who gambles everyday with a hi level card is higher up on the totem pole than someone staying 1 night in the hotel who dont gamble

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  6. TBC:

    Wasn't sure if you already saw this, but you're blowing up on 2+2 ;-)

    s.i.

    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip-sponsored-online-poker-report/todd-breyfogle-alleges-dealer-player-collusion-venetian-1619329/

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  7. A smart guy would go to poker room manager, and ask if he can set up luggage storage for you. Any customer that tips and is valued would easily get his luggage stored whenever needed. 100%

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    1. this poker room, unlike many lets u set it in the room. guess they know u must be a guest to store it. some places u tip the bellman, he just takes it. here, they demand to know the number of ur room to verify u are a guest first. if not, they refuse to take it, even if u offer tip money. shreveport too wont unless u are a guest. people from MD live, ac, vegas etc where they dont question u so much dont realize how most locales work. most never experience issues since they never travel without a car to store everything. i cannot imagine why anyone with a car would ever fly instead of drive to reno from vegas

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    2. I fly between Reno and Vegas A LOT. I stay at South Tahoe and take the bus to the store for groceries when I'm there. I have no clue what the issue is. I mean last time when I went to Peppermill they stored my luggage for me while I played poker before catching my plane.

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    3. the issue is whether they assume u are a guest. u stored it in the hotel desk or in the poker room? in the poker room sure u can set it off to the side by the wall. i just got the wrong guy who questioned me as to my room number, i told him i was waiting til noon to check in, then he didnt want to do it without the permission of his boss.

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    4. u do realize u get preferential treatment based on ur gender do u not? this causes resentment on every issue, when some people get preferential treatment. same way when blacks get things whites cannot, (like women who love them and treat them like gods no matter how many white men they badly attack while committing crimes) it fuels hostility and resentment.

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    5. Tony, I assume the reason the hotel asks for proof that you are a guest is that you look homeless; your possessions look like those of a homeless person; and the hotels want to avoid storing shit for homeless people. Take some pride in your presentation, and things might be different for you. Or, don't, and just keep complaining when people react negatively towards you. Your choice.

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    6. I stored it at the bell desk and explained I had seven hours to kill before my plane left. Asians are known to be bad tippers...

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    7. By the way, I am certain that if PPP went skiing/snowboarding in Tahoe and had to store his skis for a few hours he would not get the third degree either. And he's white and male just like you.

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    1. dumbest game ever, did u see the news articles about people getting stabbed while playing it, walking into hells angels club, getting in auto accidents, a holocaust museum complaining, etc.

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    2. I actually agree with you on this one.

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    3. Tony, what you described is Pokémon Go, totally different than Pokémon.

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  9. Trooper created a patreon account (https://www.patreon.com) so people could donate money to him so he could by a new camera and it worked.

    You could open up a patreon account to get money to fix your teeth.

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    1. this is a form of panhandling u know. kind of beneath the trooper to do this when he has a job even, then turn around and lie claiming he hates asking for money. it should be reserved for the lowest of the low out on the street. i taught myself poker so i wouldnt need to panhandle. i used to get most of my income from panhandling holding up signs in like 1988-1991. but i hated it, so i quit it as soon as a days pay dropped from nearly $100 to like $20-25 once the whole world started doing it. no one gives nowdays.

      instead of bothering the whole world, (i hate being asked by bums when i cant afford the things i need to live myself) i think i should only ask those making over $100,000 year. so i limit it to the wealthiest of readers.

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    2. Tony, you have panhandled many times on you blog in the past 10 years.

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    Originally Posted by sevencard2003 View Post
    i really should be checked out to make sure i dont have a UTI, but if so, its not too dangerous it seems. but i wont have money now for medical or dental care for at least 10-15 yrs, (the length of time it takes to run $9000 roll back up to over $20,000 if u are very cautious with ur buyins).


    Don't waste your money going to see a white or Chinese doctor about your UTI Tony. I had a friend in Africa who wasted money going to see a Chinese and a White doctor about his UTI. It cost him a fortune especially when he was told by both of them, they would have to amputate his dick. Finally in desperation he went to the local witch doctor who was black to get a third opinion. The black doctor told him he should not have bothered wasting his money going to see the Chinese and the white doctor because he had left it too late. He just told him to go home, wait another week and it would fall off by itself.

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    1. Koala, this reads like a joke that you totally wrecked by altering it to suit your agenda. Can you tell us the original version please?

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    2. No, because if I did tell it in its original form, you would call me racist.

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    3. If you don't want to tell a racist joke, why don't you just stop. This half hearted butchering just make you sound like an awkward racist, which we know you are not.

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  11. Where is the money coming from Tony? Not poker. Time for a little Tony math. On June 29th you reported a roll of $8,000.00, 1273 hours played and a rate of $16/hr. On July 15th you reported a roll of $9,500.00, 1400 hours played and a rate of 16 per hour. You played poker for 127 hours earning $16 per hour for $2,082.00. Your roll increased by $1500.00 leaving $582.00 to meet your expenses (which are at least $300/wk) You are playing something on side.

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    1. math looks fine to me, when i had the $8000 the $350 rent had been paid already for that wed, i was never this low in reno before paying it. then i paid it only twice since, on the 6th and 13th for $300 each. which is $600 spent

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  12. I don't believe guys get UTI....ohhhhhh. Explains the sit down peeing. Makes senses now.

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